“ So who are, like, the hot girls in year eleven. “ I don't want to be a bitch, but you guys are really boring.

“ My breasts would have been bigger but I had an eating disorder in year eight so they didn't develop. “ Oh, you got wheelchair people! That's so cute. “ So, is there much theft around here cause it's a public school? ” “ And seriously, like, I don't want to be a bitch, but she's like the fugliest girl I have ever met in my life. Do you know what I mean? ”Įpisode 2 “ Last night I couldn't sleep and I woke up in a sweat and I forgot to feed my guinney pig. “ The kids at this school have a lot to learn, and I feel as though I can teach them how to behave in the real world. I think that it's not really their fault. “ I think a lot of public school people are dumb. This one time I went to the year 10 formal with this guy from public school as a joke, like me and my friends thought it'd be so cool to just check out all the bogans and stuff. “ I usually try to avoid public school people. I'm up to a thousand friends on MySpace, and I could always do with more. My friends say that I look like Mischa Barton in that photo. “ (giving slideshow) That's me being an idiot. “ It's such a random thing for me to do, but I'm always doing things that push outside the boundaries. “ 'Why would you go to Summer Heights High? It's like the boganest school in the world.' ” Some of you, I know, don't even have Foxtel. “ Some of you come from povo families, but that's not your fault. Studies have shown that students from private schools are more likely to get into Uni and end up making a lot more money while wife-beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school educated. People always go 'Private schools create better citizens,' but I would say they create better quality citizens. Yes, I come from one of the most expensive private girls schools in the state, but I'm actually really cool. And thank you to the traditional landowners of Summer Heights, the Wurundjeri people. And I'm good at sport and everything that Asians can't do, so I'm such a good ambassador for the school. 'Cause I'm, like, the smartest non-Asian in year 11. “ And teachers at my school are always going, 'Ja'mie, Oh my God, you're the most likely to succeed' and stuff. “ It's way less povo than I thought it would be. “ Like, I think when they were choosing people, they wanted someone who was good at pretty much everything, and, like, because it's gonna be on the news and on TV and stuff, like, I don't wanna brag, but I think they wanted someone decent looking. Do you know what I mean? Like, there's not that many trees.

“ Get back in the car, you're not coming with me. Episode 1 “ At Hillford, girls like me are offered a world of opportunity.

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